An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks
in

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks
into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch
patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate.
Mind if I speak to him?"
New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid
Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
New Zealander: ??!
Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" pointing at
New Zealander
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to
play."
New Zealander: ??!
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I
think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty
good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
protect me from the elements."
New Zealander:
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar."

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